Hiya mom! ADAM So, I asked Howard Junior to check in the back. Devoted wife to Charles, beloved mother to Lydia. ADAM: Wed love it! So! Maybe I should answer for her. The main Characters of Beetlejuice: The Musical appear in a room and are given the chance to watch a musical all about themselves ~ I own nothing ~ Completed . So goodbye . Lift with your back! IM TIRED OF TRYIN TO IRON OUT MY CREASES, HE WANTS ME TO SMILE AND CLAP LIKE A PERFORMING SEAL, YOU WONT BELIEVE THE MESS THAT WEVE BECOME, ARE YOU RECEIVING? Respect. And if not, we're adding more every week so if you don't see one you like, keep checking back! DELIA: AHHH! Lady, you're forgetting something! Dead Mom loved our house. LYDIA: What are you talking about? It has u but doesnt have a me. As your guru Otho always said, this is taking too long! We cant just stay in the attic! LYDIA: It's like I told you, Dad: This house is haunted and the ghosts who live here want you out! But we just have to hold onto each other and live through it. I thought she was talking about us. ADAM: Do you mean us? Use their user talk pages. Im invisible. Well be right back. Goes to the door. Beetlejuice tickets will be available to purchase soon. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . Wow, are those birds? SO WE MIGHT AS WELL WALK THROUGH SOME WALLS, 'CAUSE ADAM, WE'RE READY AS WE'LL EVER GET, I GOTTA GET RIGHT OUTSIDE MY COMFORT ZONE. BARBARA: There are two kinds of people in this world. Start reading. BEETLEJUICE Oh, theyre both gonna get it. The Tony-nominated smash Beetlejuice played its final performance on March 11 at the Winter Garden Theatre. You are the sun. Are you alright? to read our character analysis for Lydia and unlock other amazing theatre resources! BEETLEJUICE: Nice moves Lydia! (DELIA screams.) LYDIA: Whats wrong sugarlumps? Sometimes puppet shows are sad. Barbara, this is our stuff BARBARA: A SHRINE TO THE FEELINGS WE'VE BEEN REPRESSING, BARBARA: UNFINISHED PROJECTS MEANINGLESS OBJECTS. She held her lip between her teeth and went to find him at once. Well you got what you wanted, Dad. ADAM: Barbara, run! Thats a neat trick. You ripe old bastard. Why dont you have a handbook? I am angry! Maybe Ive been all wrong about you. Demon's Dance. Mmmmmm, yes! LYDIA: The ghosts who live here want you gone! Strangers. Based on his/her attributes, we recommend you consider these audition pieces! FROM TETRALOGY OF FALLOT IN MY PULMONARY ARTERY! If you're a fan of Beetlejuice the Musical on Broadway, then you probably know Elizabeth Teeter. CHARLES:Yes, but we have to move forward! But, its true, I was kicked in the head by a dressage horse. (an idea.) ALL (excluding LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO HOME, CHARLES: COME MISTER TALLY MAN, TALLY ME BANANA, MAXIE DEAN: Come mister tally man, tally me banana. Mom was the ghost of Edgar Allan Poe! BEETLEJUICES: ALL WE WANNA DO IS HEAR THAT SOUND. No no no no no. Dont, DONT text me in the middle of the night saying U up? because guess what? Everyone can see me now, but if I were alive, I could get out of the house, meet my kind of people. Some things work better in the movie, some work better in the musical. Were going to live here! In Conclusion: Beetlejuice the Musical Is Fantastic. CHARLES: A BEAUTIFUL BUNCH OF RIPE BANANA, ALL: LIFT SIX FOOT, SEVEN FOOT, EIGHT FOOT BUNCH, CHARLES: Maxie! LYDIA: Recently Deceased. Can everybody see me? I am utterly alone. Now, to the Prius! Does this dress say Mindfulness?. frowns at the MUSIC. But hes my monster. BEETLEJUICE: ZWEEBY, BEEBY, BOO-BAH-BAH-DEE! . We were told living people ignore the strange and unusual. Did I mention that my moms a demon? Based on Tim Burton's 1988 wonderfully demented film, Beetlejuice The Musical follows Lydia Deetz - a strange and unusual teenager whose life takes an unexpected turn when she meets the former owners of her house - who just happen to be dead - and a degenerate demon from the Netherworld. LYDIA: There's one thing that can still stop him. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, nope, thats the wrong card. NEVER MIND, HE'LL BE YOUR G-U-I-D-E TO THE OTHER SIDE, I'M THE B-TO-THE-DOUBLE-E-T-L-E TO THE J-U-I-C-E, BEETLEJUICE: I understand it's a lot to process, but, THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU AND YOUR SPOUSE DIED IN YOUR OWN HOUSE, THAT MEANS THE TWO OF YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, A LITTLE ON THE POTTERY BARN AND DRY WHITE WINE SIDE, AS FOR ME, I'VE BEEN SCARING FOR MILLENNIA, I'M THE BIO-EXORCIST GIVING HOUSES ENEMAS, BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: PUSH OUT ALL THE BREATHERS, BEETLEJUICE: AND I DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF IT, 'CAUSE THIS GUY HAPPENED TO BE PASSING BY, TO GIVE YOU CONTROL OF YOUR SOUL FOR THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING (AH AH AH AH AH AH AH! CHARLES: -Not good for Lydia. Its not a fad! WE COULD JUST WALK BUT WE'VE DONE THAT BEFORE, ADAM: THAT MUST BE THE REASON SHE SEES US, FRIENDS WHO DON'T STOP AT PROBLEMS OR OBSTACLES. ; Body Horror: Having his head cut off, then stretching his nose out while shoving his hand into the back of his head and growing eyes on his fingers. ADAM: Yeah. Someones gonna get killed! OTHO: I dont know. Got any references? The show opened in April 2019 at the Winter Garden Theatre but, just under a year later, the pandemic shuttered it prematurely. Here goes nothing. NO! OTHO: Its Kevin! Delia, that was just the wind. But, if youre going to live like a ghost, you have to follow the rules. CHARLES: On behalf of Delia and myself, I'd just like to say, ALL (but LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WANNA GO HOME. ADAM: So, Lydia since you can see us, let me get right to the point. BARBARA: This is the first nice moment weve had sincesince we died. DELIA: Oh, shes so stubborn, I just need more time. You give mea bonerhere, its a femur. Ah! We mostly just watched and drank wine. Does this couch make me look dead? BEETLEJUICE (THE MAITLANDS): SCREW THEIR PHONES! Thats the problem! ADAM: Im confused, you can see us without the sheets. We have two days to make this a model home. What if Lydias in my head right now? Leave this house! Ah! We are father, daughter, and Delia. Beetlejuice the Musical Script by Jesse. MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: We come for your daughter, Chuck! BEETLEJUICE: No. JUNO: Oh, Lawrence, that was beautiful. DELIA: Lydia, look, I know that youre upset, but maybe this is meant to be. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, thank you very much. Just put me in . This is already the BEST exorcism Ive ever been to! The man next to me is the one I want. LYDIA: Were not a family. AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO PROCESS MY ANGER BECAUSE AS A SOCIETY WE DONT TEACH MEN HOW TO PROCESS THEIR ANGER, SO MAYBE ILL JUST TRYMURDER! 4) "JAG" 18) The film "Beetlejuice" ended with Lydia dancing to what song? Theyre the real villains of this show. (a beat.) Maybe the most haunting thing about "Beetlejuice," the new musical version of the 1988 Tim Burton movie that is having its world premiere at the National Theatre, is the creepy feeling of . MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: Your not invisible when you're me! About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . NOW LETS SKIP THE TEARS AND START ON THE WHOLE YOU KNOW, AND IF I HEAR YOUR CELL PHONE RINGING, ILL KILL YOU MYSELF, BEETLEJUICE: YOURE, YOURE GONNA BE FINE, DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YEAH, I KNOW YOURE WOKE, BUT YOU CAN TAKE A JOKE HERE, AND EVERY SHOW I DO LIKE A TON OF COKE HERE, BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, ENSEMBLE: DEATH IS TABOO, BUT IT'S HARDLY SOMETHING NEW, THERE'S NOTHING MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS CAN DO, BEETLEJUICE IF YOU DIE WHILE WATCHING THIS PERFORMANCE, THE SHOW WILL NOT STOP, AND ON A CERTAIN DATE, THE UNIVERSE KILLS YOU, SO, HOW BOUT WE ALL MAKE A START (DIES IRAE! Ooohh? Feel nothing. Stripey Ghost Man? ), BARBARA: MAITLANDS 2.0! Your moms dead, shes in the Netherworld. CHARLES: Hey! It says, Im warm, Im friendly, and I think about death only a normal amount! Delilah BEETLEJUICE: We didnt hang out much, Charles! From A Chorus Line to You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown, we've got plenty of monologues from musicals to choose from! This is gonna be great. Mom! BEETLEJUICE: NO, WHAT FILLS YOU WITH RAGE? OTHO: Delia! God, you know, your mother knew this was going to happen. I am the once and forever, Miss Argentina! Just a bunch of Howards and then you die. "YES I DO! And that is why you need me! I'm so glad you changed your mind. To the dead. ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY! Dad, theres ghosts here. ~ You had met Lydia Deetz online on social media, and found out that she was moving into your town. | Smule Social Singing Karaoke app. Were still in our house, all our stuff is here! CHARLES: Delia, there is nothing in your head. (they scream.) Climb onto something! Im going to the Netherworld! BEETLEJUICE: Please dont make me beg. Yeah Yeah Yeah. DELIA: Charles! Im just saying its not stupid. Its the last day of their entire lives and this is what theyre talking about! You dont recognize me? BEETLEJUICE See, this is what life is. BEETLEJUICE: Why do you gotta be so hard on me, Mom? ADAM: Well, why do we have to make them say it? But hey. BEETLEJUICE: YES ADAM! Give me just one more BEETLEJUICE: It's showtime! This house is haunted! CHARLES: LOOK AT ME! Juno: The whorehouse was my idea! AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE LIKE "I KNOW! Every success begins with sucks and ends with yes. Oh I don't see anything -- Aah! But I (a beat.) For this list, we'll be looking at the choreography and dance sequences from films spanning between 1980 to 1989 that define this era and the dance genre. BEETLEJUICE: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! DELIA Business friends: I have only known this amazing, amazing man and his unique daughter for a few months I don't even know how many, I'd have to check my pay stubs! but, as my guru Otho always says. We want to help you! LYDIA: Oh. Now, we dont have a lot of time. And yet, I worry. OTHO: (offstage.) BEETLEJUICE: Well, well, well, kid. The Maitlands and Beetlejuice, Lydia thinks, can bring her to the netherworld to see her mother once more. You asked me, I'm answering. ADAM: (BARBARA screams.) Fine, you wanna be together? BEETLEJUICE: I mean you literally jumped into hell to get away from me. Synopsis: Beetlejuice, a malevolent spirit masquerading as a guide to the Netherworld meets the Maitlands, a recently deceased couple learning the ropes of haunting their own home. Youre all going to die. You said you would help us! Now heres the problem. Now normally, I would use a plumbline for this, but Im not too shabby with a freehand. Lydia, I know you wont let me down. Make them think that theyre in control! ADAM: Well this just says Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. She needs somebody to help her get past all this. CHARLES: Lydia! I dont wanna die! Source: . ADAM: Hes going to kill someone! New York, NY, Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall CHARLES: I am very good at sex. You are dead. "Beetlejuice" runs through . Beetlejuice The Musical is rumoured to open in London's West End in Spring 2023. It has to stop. I thought these were twin sheets! Alex Brightman and Sophia Anne Caruso in "Beetlejuice." Matthew Murphy. Its like against the law at my house. LYDIA: I really like you guys. (BEETLEJUICE bursts in on the Sandworm.). My names not Otho! BEETLEJUICE: WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE 'EM GO CRAZY, 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT SOME EVIL DEEP DOWN INSIDE YOU, YOU'VE GOTTA WORK GOTTA HAUNT TILL IT HURTS THROUGH THE NIGHT, AND GIVE THOSE GUYS THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES. Adam, youre boring. MAXIE DEAN: Great idea, Im famished. LYDIA: A SOUND THAT MEANS NO MORE CONDESCENDING ADULTS HANGING AROUND, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: EACH WAIL AND EACH MOAN. CHARLES: Oh yes, Lydia, she uh, Im afraid she wont be joining us. Beetlejuice:: *stops her* hey i get it you and me were not that different. Life is a goddamn roller coaster, I dont know how you people do that. 24m. LYDIA: Excuse me, are you ghosts? I'M GONNA MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME, I'LL MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME (MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME). Then you will know that I am no longer . We are invisible. BARBARA: Adam! DELIA: Charles, maybe we should just tell her about us. Living girl! YEAH! LYDIA: Let me get you some cash for those cookies! It's a gold mine! One big dark room. BEETLEJUICE: NO! BEETLEJUICE: Looks like we're not invisible anymore! Once he realizes this house is haunted, well have to leave! ADAM: You don't like this stuff? LYDIA: Adam, Barbara? BARBARA: Ill make a (a beat.) LYDIA: Perhaps thats because I myself, am strange and unusual. JUNO: STOP! BEETLEJUICE Finished? MAXIE DEAN: Chuck, you moron! A toast to my father and his all important business! Hes my white whale. I dont know what I did. Its a little crooked. BEETLEJUICE: Okay, plan B! You see Charles, as a life coach, I have but one enemy. Dont you remember when we moved in? I took a very big risk with this place. Dad, n-no you cant do that. LYDIA: Hey dad? Lydia: I am alone. You have sealed my fate with your betrayal. CHARLES: No, we have to stop. I dont know get it, but Im a part of it! We take all these adult recreational classes, you know, ballroom dancing, backyard composting, ADAM: We just took this amazing glass blowing class. New Car smell people LYDIA: And we, are old book smell people. With a lovely family inside. AGHHHH! It is based on the 1988 film of the same name, directed by Tim Burton with story by Michael McDowell and Larry Wilson, about a deceased couple who try to haunt the new inhabitants of their former home and call help from a devious bio-exorcist ghost named Betelgeuse (pronounced . BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah? CHARLES: Im glad you like it. she utters this indignant monologue. ADAM: Im sorry, I have to say it, this house is not stupid. "Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.". 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